Crab Cracker

squeezing the sack in between the two thighs while trying to fork.
Judy crab crackered Joes' sack last night.
by Joesph Paulo Selga September 28, 2006
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Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.
Me: Dare
You: I dare you to take the saltine cracker challenge!
by C.Rose.S January 23, 2012
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Cracker-Ass Honky

A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.

An un-hip whitey.
(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!

(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.
by Jick Rames, Snitch! December 15, 2011
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pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
look at that little pocket cracker!!!
by Adrienne Cox August 19, 2008
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lightly toasted cracker

Most commonly known as a description of a girl named Aily aka whore
Your not an Oreo, just a lightly toasted cracker.
by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017
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Old Coffee cracker

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
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