by Joesph Paulo Selga September 28, 2006
Get the Crab Crackermug. A dare where you have to eat 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds without drinking anything, and all the crumbs must be eaten as well. Although it sounds easy, it's actually really hard because the salt and crumbs dry out your mouth and are hard to swallow and you can't drink anything to help you out.
by C.Rose.S February 14, 2012
Get the Saltine Cracker Challengemug. A white person (usually male), who comes across as "square" to black people. He has no swagger. He possesses none of the essential characteristics of someone to whom others easily relate.
An un-hip whitey.
An un-hip whitey.
(1) If you had to look this up, you are probably a cracker-ass honky!
(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.
(2) Stephen Baldwin is a cracker-ass honky.
by Jick Rames, Snitch! December 17, 2011
Get the Cracker-Ass Honkymug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a old coffee cracker. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Old Coffee crackermug. by FaithfulServant26 May 22, 2017
Get the lightly toasted crackermug. You are a ^^^
by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016
Get the japanese rice crackermug. a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008
Get the pocket crackermug.