Sad Clown

a sad clown is when the female is engaging in oral sex with the male and the male nuts in her mouth without warning. thus resulting in a facial expression of a sad clown.

Merry: So how did you and Peter do last night.

Jane: We were doing great til he slipped me a sad clown.

by C.Phil January 14, 2004

clown beef

Slang for marijuana.
Developed by Teresa and myself, way back in the day when we were freshman in high school (1998).

We're going to the beach tomorrow, so don't forget to pack the clown beef and some papers.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

Ass Clown

one who clowns the anal cavity.

asssssss cloooown!!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

clown shoe

term for morning wood

Guy 1: All guy sleepovers are whack.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, did you see Tommy's clown shoe this morning?!
Guy 1: Ughhhhh! Yeah that guy pitched a tent!

by queenofslang July 29, 2007

Sad Clown

After ejaculation placing a dollop of semen on each of a girls cheek-bones, so when she stands up, she looks like a sad clown.

That bartender had the biggest cheeks I’ve ever seen, she would make a great Sad Clown.

by D. Romer June 12, 2008

clown car

Any job that at first appears easily done but when started is much more complicated.

That Jones contract turmed out to be a clown car.

by videix September 6, 2009

clown face

After receiving a Ketchup Taco, a person obnoxiously kisses the woman on the mouth, thus creating a bright red smile.

I knew she tasted funny, so I got her back with a giant Clown Face!

by SteveLeeMillipede February 18, 2005