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royal cunt

One whom demands to be treated like royalty despite being the most loathsome creature to ever crawl the planet. This person is no stranger to being selfish and egotistical and uses loopholes in a set of rules to sabbotage you. Often times this person will do something horrible for no other reason than simply because they can.

You may find this person as a small forum moderator/admin. Or more commonly as someone given too much power in a social setting and proceeds to abuse it for her/his own amusement.

Typical tell-tale Royal Cunt symptoms include:

-Cowardly decitful tactics
-Egotistical behavior
-Bigotry
-Lying with blantant attempts to sabbotage.
-Quoting rules and regulations
-Removal of content despite bringing nothing to the table.
Aki: I'm going to make sure everyone follows the rules making everyone else miserable and I don't care if you don't like it rules are rules and they must be followed.

Brek: Aki is such a royal cunt.
by Brek Laberif September 20, 2013
mugGet the royal cuntmug.

Double Cunted

To be called a cunt twice in the same sentence.

It can be especially attributed to somebody who has acted in such a way that their cuntworthiness is doubled, therefore justifying such a title.
"Why did you fuck my cat and traumtise it so much? You cunting cunt!"

"Ouch, I have just been double cunted"
by ezydriver December 9, 2008
mugGet the Double Cuntedmug.

cunt-strewed

When she partied she got all cunt-strewed, throwing her pussy all over the place, offering it to anyone and everyone that was interested, ending up in every bedroom with a different guy.
by maxrelax April 4, 2011
mugGet the cunt-strewedmug.

Cunt with Power

A Cunt with Power is someone who has been promoted in an organisation (often via unscrupulous means) and proceeds to abuse their authority. Everbody hates them and when they die a day of celebration will be held.
Mark is a Cunt with Power and he threatens to fire people if he can't win an arguement with them.

Hitler was a Cunt with Power.

One of the moderators on my favourite website is a Cunt with Power and he is ruining the online community.
by 100%NotNick June 29, 2009
mugGet the Cunt with Powermug.

Cunt Bruiser

term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."

Person B: "How can you tell?"

Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
by van Orden December 14, 2010
mugGet the Cunt Bruisermug.

Jurassic cunt

A disgusting woman with an old, constantly used, stretched out vagina, one that is possibly also yeasty like a dusty muffin. Normally used as a insult in a roast fest.
Go back to the old folks home you Jurassic cunt (with that sexy tank of oxygen)!

That cougar has a nasty Jurassic cunt; not even plastic surgery could fix that mess.
by Knows way too damn much November 6, 2010
mugGet the Jurassic cuntmug.

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.
Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!
by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007
mugGet the cunt sludgemug.

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