A place of mystery, the only place in north Florida where old people know how to drive. The true Florida stereotypes live there, AVOID IF YOU HAVE REGARD FOR YOUR OWN LIFE. Weed is easy to get if you don’t act like a tard and say some dumb shit like “is this shit even good?” The answer will either be a 45 In your face or a beating because “how dare you ask such a stupid fucking question?” People there are either friendly, rude, or keep to themselves (because they are involved in a crime syndicate). They have rednecks (the type that will teach you how to build a nuke in your backyard), stoners (like hitting three gravity bongs in rapid succession type of stoner) there are gators and rattlesnakes. Don’t make the yankee mistake and try to pick up a Eastern diamondback (It doesn’t want to be your friend).
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
And heed my words avoid mcDavid, trust me the people who live there are some scary motherfuckers.
Person1: I’m going to escambia county.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
Person2: are you fucking mad?
Person1: no I’m going there to learn how to start a drug empire.
by anonymous February 7, 2023
Get the Escambia county mug.Defined by one of the three "NOVA" counties that make up "Northern VA". Loudon County is the most expensive county in Virginia. Filled with a half million illegals and foreigners. The dem-run county let's these people run wild up here. The high cost of rent and housing prices forces most single professionals to quickly move out of the area. The traffic is horrendous and people drive reckless and aggressive.
Loudon County makes up one of the counties that is defined by "Northern VA" or "NOVA". The area is defined by and extremely high cost of living, rent, housing prices, millions of foreigners and illegals, horrible traffic and aggressive, reckless drivers. Those who are single and move here from other regions, quickly move out, because they realize they cannot afford anything more than a 1-bdrm apt.
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Get the county mug.The area bordering some of the north part of St Louis City County (City Districts 5 and 6) within the jurisdiction and geography of St Louis County, Missouri. This includes Ferguson, Florissant, Bridgeton, Berkeley, Bellefontaine Neighbors, Riverview, Glasgow Village, Spanish Lake, Dellwood, Pine Lawn, Moline Acres, Castle Point, Normandy, etc. North St Louis County has some interesting history from radioactive waste being dumped at multiple sites to the stories of long term local families. Most of the municipalities in North St. louis county report crime rates both non violent and property that are higher than state averages for Missouri. This area is also heavily associated with black populations within the Metro area; however some areas like Bridgeton have maintained solid levels of black and white people for a decent amount of time with Census data without sharp declines of white populations like those noted in Normandy, Riverview, Glasgow, etc. The quality of public education is varied. Many landlords from out of state and sometimes out of country also mass-purchase properties in these communities without giving a damn about being responsible, and the properties get overtaken with crackheads and others who will become a neighborhood nuisance. There are many people who just can’t afford to move somewhere else but they are good people. Some parts of North County are also nice, and there are houses and neighborhoods that are safer within it.
Ex 1:
John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.
Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.
Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.
John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.
Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.
Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.
by mirikatz May 6, 2025
Get the North St Louis County mug.Any bucees branded clothing from the prestigious gas station just across the state line. A status symbol reserved for onky tge elite, wearing bucees branded clothing shows that a giles county resident is well travelled.
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Get the Giles County Gucci mug.More like bitch-ass county. Everyone there, especially the ones living north of Cliffside Park and Fairview, are a collective hive mind of classist, prejudiced losers who are too afraid of living life, and forming connections with people who are actually cool. Everyone there’s a bunch of bitches. Men and women. Upper Bergen county got high school kids tagging swastikas in school bathrooms. Every single white woman in Bergen county won’t tell you why they won’t date you, they just wanna see you act up just to come up with a reason why because they love judging someone by their appearance. The ethnic people in Bergen county only wanna date white people. I got rejected by a Latina for because I’m not a white guy that looks like Ryan gosling. Bergen county citizens will try their best to get a rise out of you just to come up with a reason why they won’t associate with you. If you want to be part of a great community where people care about you, go to Hudson county or New York City.
by Bolts the Snowman February 10, 2024
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