checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer
1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.
by katsafterme June 20, 2011
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Check the foot work

Something somebody says when they 'bout to fuck you up in a video game.
Person: whoa.
Me: Check the foot work!
by Icicle_DBR April 19, 2017
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Fail and blabber check

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.

2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.

3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"

Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."

Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."

Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 02, 2010
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check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.
She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!
by bytehead November 11, 2010
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Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022
Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!
by Alt Deadpool November 03, 2022
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Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.
Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.
by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014
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Mexican pube check

When you chop a bunch of jalapeños and then accidentally touch your dick and balls.
Man I accidentally gave myself a Mexican pube check while I was making lunch!
by oltigod June 18, 2022
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