check your pet

your ol lady is out of line if you don't do something 'bout it I will.

She's crackin' on me you betta check your pet bitch!

by bytehead November 13, 2010

Checking On Mnt Dew

A shit excuse for leaving your friends to go jerk off

I have to go Checking on Mnt Dew

by A WynnCraft Playr July 9, 2017

Check liver light

What happens after a long weekend of drinking.

I drank three cases of beer this weekend and my check liver light started flashing.

by The Wein February 20, 2013

checking my email

1) an excuse to escape an uncomfortable situation
2) an excuse to spend time/for spending time on the computer

1)
Woman: Do you want to watch another episode of Glee?
Man: Yeah, I just have to check my email - you start without me.

2)
Man: It's almost midnight. What are you doing?
Woman: (shopping online) Just checking my email.

by katsafterme June 20, 2011

check your sack

To determine the presences of one's testicles; To man up

Coach always knew how to motivate us:

"Hey! Check your sack and stick your dick in the electric fire!"

by froggymaan9001 March 17, 2015

HOE CHECK-KING

The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy

J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king

by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022

Ima check you

"Check" or "checking" is when when someone typically a female walks up to another person and asks about something the person has said or "done" which was a lie.

Daejah: "I said you got beat up by my friend"

Heaven: "Girl Ima check you when I see you for lying"

by Lilpeeps_wifeyyy August 25, 2023