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Canadian History

A vulgar sex act involving dead moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.
"Man, last night I gave her a lesson in Canadian History in bed if you know what I mean."
by ColbertNuggets February 23, 2010
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Canadian Forces

During WW2 was a highly trained and elite fighting force, highly respected and very well trained. Post WW2 Canadian forces is About 7 guys Drinking Alexander Keith's in a field with a 1967 Ford Pickup and some sharp pointy sticks.
Dude 1: Dont worry man, the Canadians will save us from these terrorists
Dude 2: What kind of shit are you smoking? The Canadian forces are passed out drunk after last nights Kegger.
by Mike Gadalphi December 9, 2008
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Canadian Kweef

The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.
1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday

2:No WAY Was she Canadian

1:Yeah...
by Sivart1 January 4, 2010
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canadian bobsled

when one separtes the labia(s) of the vagina in order to throw in a tablespoon of maple syrup and a handfull of saw dust whilst sliding an ice cube(s) down her love chute. very sensual.
last summer in Quebec i canadian bobsled the shit out of some 15 year old girl
by jonny swallows January 19, 2011
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Canadian Mudslide

When you rape a woman whereupon first raping her with fecal matter. Taking a shit into a girl's ass, then proceeding to rape her afterwards. Shit and all.
The Canadians are known for their mudslide as the asshole was often very cold during the winter, they needed a way of warming the opening for rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to perform a Canadian Mudslide."
by Coke Von Cola October 20, 2008
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Canasian

A person of asian descent who lives in Canada, or is a Canadian citizen.
Guy 1: "Did you meet the hot Canasian girl I told you about?
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she is as hot as you said."
by Vinuash December 28, 2005
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canasian

canada residing asians
We went up to Toronto this weekend and saw the cutest Canasian kids getting off the school bus!
by unicorngaga November 14, 2010
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