Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts

There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards

by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025

dump bump

(n.) A bump of blow (or really any drug that you snort), served to you while you are taking a shit. A line is also acceptable under these circumstances.

Serve me up a dump bump, please I'm trying to start this day off right.

by cjezioro September 22, 2010

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).

Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log

by Bump on a log July 25, 2022

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

bump transfer

when an exchange is made thrgh bumping into someone while walking. in order to keep from being noticed, usually done with secret or illegal things.

david: you got the money

nick: yeah, you got the "goods"

david: yeah, but we cant exchange here, we'll bump transfer in the hallway after 5th period to avoid detection

by the castrator December 14, 2010