Battlemash

The term used to define a battle between at least two videos from one or multiple sources on a single webpage (a mash-up). A winning video can be selected by users via either a majority vote in the comments section or a dedicated voting mechanism.

Dude A: Sugar Hill Gang's original of Rapper's Delight is infinitely superior to Def Jam's bro, anyone who knows their hip hop agrees.

Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.

by wizardchicken May 5, 2013

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014

battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.

Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

by shitty dick June 27, 2014

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

battlechat

Used in games where in game chat is limited. Out of game communication using 3rd party chat clients to bridge the community communication gap beyond the limited features of the game. Battle chat is used for Versus Mode in a match 3 type game where points are limited and calling out worth while targets via out of game communication.

Me: un# (score)
Alliance mate: Qd @60 points
Me: #(score after hop) (# = shielded )

Example of battlechat

by FR3L4NCER September 15, 2015