Patrick Blanton

Patrick is a little asshole and has even had a micro-Penis when he tries to have sex with girls when he starts showing. his penis run SO FAR AWAY, he even has to use a special condom called Mirco-condoms.

Patrick blanton. Get your micropenis off me and fuck off asshole

by Gayguys_yea December 7, 2021

Baja blast

Osama bin ladens finisher move

Osama bin laden use Baja blast

by Sir loner boner January 7, 2022

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022

barrel blast

When your so obsessed with your new gun you fuck your gf with it

bro, this new Glock is so awesome I barrel blasted my wife’s pussy with it! She was cumming all in the barrel

by Owens31490 February 18, 2022

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022

Baja Blast

When you get bukkakked on by a bunch of Mexican dudes.

Miguel, Juan, and Pedro gave her the Baja Blast last night.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022