An awesome boy who has pretty eyes with freckles and brown hair, he also plays football and wears his jersey every Friday he also has a girlfriend named Chloe, Chloe is so funny pretty, and sweet her and Austin get along really well, Austin Is kind and a funny guy you would be so lucky to have him.
by preppyclaws March 7, 2022
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by im not good at math February 24, 2019
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Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.
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Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
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by Ryuuu January 11, 2021
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I asked Austin to ______ and he did it as soon as he could.
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