Texas Trouser Headlock

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.

by wes b January 17, 2007

Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018

Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.

Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle

by Randy July 29, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Texas Hot Stick

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.

Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.

by Kkuhlman February 16, 2005

Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

by Adeipho83709 June 28, 2010

texas strawberry

The act of ball slapping

"Man, I woke up to a mean texas strawberry today."

by Taylor "The Tool" July 24, 2008