als

To strip and beat savagely
I wanted to als my enemy, but I was too nice to.
by Dogater September 01, 2021
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"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"

"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."

"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019
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Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
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An abbreviation for academic lag syndrome, usually common in sophomores or young juniors. Used to describe an academic performance drop period in one's year of high school, usually lasting for a few months.
Bob has a serious case of ALS. He keeps procrastinating and bombed the previous math tests.
by SCG-1171 June 20, 2024
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When you know more information about a certain musician, then someone who loves said musician

Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.
by Keke Dyly July 30, 2023
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Yazooy Al Marri

Yazooy Al Marri is a very hot, funny and bossy ass bitchh. She’s such a badass and a very amazing role model. She stands up to her friends and she’s attractive as fuck. She will never break ur heart and will be your partner in crime. If you are Yazooy Al Marri’s friend you are so lucky to even know Yazooy Al Marri.
by Ma7shy November 08, 2019
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siena + ale

u are siena + ale
by cfghjkjhgfvbnm September 17, 2020
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