queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023

queef sickle

an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.

John is such a fucking queef sickle!

by eiznekesile13 April 4, 2011

Queef

Like a fart from the vagina. Use it to torture your male friends with >:3

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*

by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022

badussy queef

fart

john just let a badussy queef rip

by dat boy pussy crusher September 19, 2023

queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

Kush queef

When you blow marijuana smoke into a beanies chav hole and she queefs on your face.

Rah that jawn was leng she even kush queefed man

by Abou diaby the truth November 5, 2021

Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.

“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night”

by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022