Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Man Mon

A TERM USED BY HULK ON YOU TUBE TO DESCRIBE A "MAMON" AKA A SUCKY SUCK! LOL

We going to TJ to get a Man Mon.

by B1234** May 18, 2022

Wing man

He stinks, he doesn’t bathe, that shirt he’s wearing is at least 5 days old.
Stupid drunk, can’t even get out of the man cave because his parents can’t even handle the stench.

Go bathe wing man

by TheDaintTaint August 3, 2021

Man hopping

A female that Texts multiple guys at once

Girl pov:hi
Guypov:hi
Girl pov:wyd
Other guy pov: nothing

This is man hopping

by YYZOYY February 1, 2022

The man of poo

The man of poo is a nickname for my scary neighbor

Bro look
What?
ITS THE MAN OF POO HES LOOKING AT US
OMG WHAT RUNNN

by Α January 24, 2022

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

arya-man

Arya-Man is siddhi's best friend but he never contacts her, is never able to actually call her, is always busy, a grammer nazi, siddhi's dictionary and someone who can not commit the *crime* to writing a single spelling long.

I don't know what his problem is but I swear to god, she's never explicitly been able to click a nice picture with her and I promise I will physically kill each of the best friends if they don't show up to whatever it is they can because who the fuck says no to a free party!

But also she loved watching standup for Arya-freakingswitchyourcameraonzoomforasinglemeetingonly-Man

Arya-Man is a dictionary of his own with the biggest discombobulated encyclopedia of his own but as helped me structure my English essays alot!!!

by saudakharakhara May 11, 2022