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Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”
Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
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Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.
- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."
by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009
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worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.
This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.
by nil12312424 June 3, 2011
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shit faced cock sucker

The fucking homo hoo made telitubies.
The homo hoo made telitucies was a shit faced cock sucker thats berore i kicked his ass and screwed hos mom!
by Boobie Shervakaklakaka April 28, 2005
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fart burger with extra shit sauce

Extremely foul smelling fart and slight ass juice for good measure
Oh snap, I passed one and then realized it was worse, a fart burger with extra shit sauce!
by godchef May 28, 2010
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you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.
by SilBrazil January 31, 2016
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fucking nigger faggot shit face

calling a black guy a fucking nigger faggot shit face

fucking: to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise
nigger: term for a black or dark-skinned person
faggot: male homosexual
shit: poop or black
face: front part of the head
someone: you're a fucking nigger faggot shit face
black man: ima beat you up motherfucker
by a retarded guy July 22, 2017
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