Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.
Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.
Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.
Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!
Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.
Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!
by IDropBombz May 19, 2011
A serbian and or Sri Lankun sex move, you lift your partner in a pile driver position while they perform felatio on you. Then you continue to pile drive them as you nut. What makes it extra dirty is that you jump in the air while spinning like Zangieff from street fighter eventually landing and emptying your bowels on one another.
Usually used in male on male sex or at bath houses owned by serbian, yugoslovian or croatians.
Usually used in male on male sex or at bath houses owned by serbian, yugoslovian or croatians.
by Double triple May 17, 2016
when you take on the evil emperor so to save your son from dying and then banging your daughter with an invisible schlong
by Dr. Simulacra October 24, 2013
when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
Guy 1: I had such great sex last night. I have this girl a Dirty Shannon.
Guy 2: Did her mom enjoy it?
Guy 1: She loved that shit.
Guy 2: Did her mom enjoy it?
Guy 1: She loved that shit.
by Narendramodi April 06, 2017
when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.
Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.
Stay away from dat bitch.
by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013
"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"
"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"
"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"
by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014