dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

dirty doubling doodler

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Dirty Shannon

When you go anal on your partner and wipe your penis on their mother's titties.

Guy 1: I had such great sex last night. I have this girl a Dirty Shannon.

Guy 2: Did her mom enjoy it?

Guy 1: She loved that shit.

by Narendramodi April 6, 2017

Dirty head

Other term for dirty minded.

Boy1: What does MILF means?

Boy2: Mom I'd like to Facebook. What else would it be you dirty head. :P

by Noah501 December 1, 2010

ridin dirty

Having sex once you're good and rank after going several days without showering. The lack of bathing is usually due to repeatedly having sex.

"My girlfriend was in town for a week. We didn't see the light of day and by day five we were really ridin dirty."

by Mr. Otter September 4, 2008

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Dirty Essay

When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009