dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.

Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.

by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013

Dirty Shannon

When you go anal on your partner and wipe your penis on their mother's titties.

Guy 1: I had such great sex last night. I have this girl a Dirty Shannon.

Guy 2: Did her mom enjoy it?

Guy 1: She loved that shit.

by Narendramodi April 6, 2017

dirty doubling doodler

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Dirty head

Other term for dirty minded.

Boy1: What does MILF means?

Boy2: Mom I'd like to Facebook. What else would it be you dirty head. :P

by Noah501 December 1, 2010

ridin dirty

Having sex once you're good and rank after going several days without showering. The lack of bathing is usually due to repeatedly having sex.

"My girlfriend was in town for a week. We didn't see the light of day and by day five we were really ridin dirty."

by Mr. Otter September 4, 2008

Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.

Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.

by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020

Dirty Columbine

Having anal sex with teacher by shoving the text book of the class he/she teaches. Then eating his/her apple displayed while dripping the juices on his her chest.

Oh man, i think Ms.Parker failed me on purpose so i gave her a Dirty Columbine

by TEENWOLF November 19, 2007