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I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021
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Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Drip so hard, they're out for blood

When your fit/swag is so great/powerful, that you look like or have an aura of a savage who's out for blood
Dude 1: Yo look at #3's drip!
Dude 2: Dear God, their drip so hard, they're out for blood!
Dude 3: (Is unaware of how much power they possess) Why are they looking at me so hard?
by SolidVerse June 17, 2024
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1 out of 5

1 of 5 or 1 out of 5 mean u over everybody else people usally say that when they 15 or when they feel as if they the shit
bitch im 1of5

-i am 1 out of 5
by contralto December 20, 2021
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Fag-out Drunk

Being so drunk you perform sexual activities with a guy despite being (allegedly) straight. Some call it the highest level of drunkenness. Aka fuck a dude drunk
Ben got fag-out drunk again last night. He said he came to with a dick in his mouth and could hardly walk today.
by anonymous November 28, 2025
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