Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

peeper cheese

Peeper cheese is the crusty stuff that comes out of the foreskin

Cole this sandwich is so gross it tastes like peeper cheese

by Kuh 443 March 28, 2015

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 3, 2016

cheese dibbles

the most amazing cheese invention known to man (and the hole universe) it gets supsended then it dippaseers like an amazing bootie magician.

cheese dibbles are like sweatie mom jeans they taste good.

by MrHotsauce February 16, 2017

Nub Cheese

Min cheese was a form of cheese created in the Ming dynasty days. It was commonly eaten by Misha’s. A Misha is a rank of people working secretly with the emperor’s.

The nub cheese is commonly eaten by Misha’s

by Saucybagel64 April 29, 2022

cheese curd

welcome to wisconsin idiots

you like cheese curd = wisconsin person

by lanmor2013 August 19, 2023