Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

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French 3rd base

Anal sex

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
"Anal sex."
"Oh! You mean French 3rd base?"
"Yep."

by Jawscan August 3, 2015

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French Horn

The sexual act of a male recieving oral sex while his partner fondles his balls and sticks a finger in his ass. Good luck with this one.

I thought she was just going to blow me, but she wound giving me the french horn

by tankboy2k September 19, 2005

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French Fuck

Standard cock-in-cunt fucking but with one or both partners simultaneously sticking a finger or thumb up the other one's ass.

I thought our sex was already good, but when we French Fucked, it was better.

by sexy aunt sally October 3, 2012

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French Toast Alert

When a snow storm (winter warning) is coming and people go out and buy Milk, Eggs, and Bread at the grocery store.

Jack: Did you see the news? Were going to get a foot of snow.

Emily: No, I better go to the store and get food.

Jack: Guess it's just another French Toast Alert.

by Nardog February 5, 2010

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French Camp Mafia

A gang based in French Camp California. They pay Homage to the Supine Bicyclists in Stockton California when in prison. They are foot soldiers for the Supine Bicyclists. They are big into Selling Drugs, Extortion, Identity Theft, Witness Intimidation, Rape, Murder, Murder for hire, Illegal Gambling, Online Fishing Scams, and Spying on White Boys Through Their Cell Phones, Killing Their Pet Guinea Pigs, and Poisioning Their Tacos.

Yo Dawg you dun heard bout dem French kamp muddah phuckin mafiaz? I heard dey run erthang in Nor-Cal. Ya French Camp Mafia are a gruesome group of subhuman scum.

by Savannah Halfrica May 15, 2019

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