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Breaking the Facebook wall

Commenting about facebook on facebook, or when a group of people are having a discussion in a comment thread, and someone comments with, "This is the best/worst comment thread!"

Interrupting the flow of conversation and your suspension of disbelief that you actually have a social life.
Dickwad Dave: Fuck yea, I made waffles this morning. And took a picture.

Cunt Julia: Hope you enjoy your waffles Dave, as they're the last ones you get to eat without knowing you have HIV. Oh by the way, about last night, I HAVE HIV.
You and 127 like this.

Dickwad Dave: Jokes on you Cunt, I wore a condom! Now they're righteous waffles.

Cunt Julia: You drunk slobbering fuck, you tried to wear a magnum condom on your midget dick and just ended up stuffing the condom up into my twat like god damn canon packing.

Dickwad Dave: Fuck you whore! Why'd you let me fuck if you're an infested skank!

Cunt Julia: Me being half passed out in the guest bedroom does not count as "Let you fuck" you god damn rapist.

Worthless William: Best comment thread ever

Urban Dick: Fuck Bill, stop breaking the facebook wall. I was enjoyin' this fuckin show
by Ticktok December 28, 2012
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Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."
by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009
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The Great Wall of China

A group of 3 or more Eastern Asians walking side-by-side at minimal speed down the sidewalk leaving absolutely no space to get around them. Most commonly ocurring at Ivy league schools and cities with high populations of Eastern Asian students.
Professor: "Why were you over 15 minutes late to class today?"
Student: "Well, I would have been on time if it weren't for all those asians paying tribute to the Great Wall of China on the sidewalks."
Professor: "If the mongolians could get past it, so can you"
by pgmoon4 August 27, 2013
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Wall Huggers

A play on the term 'Tree Huggers'.

On facebook, where two or more people (friends) fill the need to self-consciously have conversations on each others walls so the whole world can see. Its usually in the form of in/personal jokes, banter, boasting or organising an event/outing/social gathering
Guy: Why the hell does Tristian and Hamish feel the need to clog up my news feed with this random conversation that no one wants to see or read! Why can't they use chat or message each other?

Guy 2: They are Wall Huggers.
by SomeGuyCalledSomething June 5, 2011
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up-against-the-wall

When a man and woman are having sex in the upright position, against a wall. The woman is with her back to the wall while the man faces her and deeply thrusts inside her. Usually, couples like to do this in front of a mirror. This position is good for getting the depth and roughness you crave.
I walked in on Adam and his wife while they were up-against-the-wall.
by Adam James July 5, 2007
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Hit the Asian Wall

Hit the Asian Wall- The age at which an Asian woman turns from pretty to pretty ugly!
Did you ever notice how many Asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? They have Hit the Asian Wall. This goes for Russian women as well, they are hot and then they very suddenly become crooked babooska wearing trollkins.
by ZimZimZim August 3, 2012
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John Wall Dance

Dance made famous by University of Kentucky basketball player John Wall. When introduced at Big Blue Madness 2009, he indulged in the cheers by doing a simple dance where he flexed his arm to the left, then to the right all with one hand.
Me: yo. wanna know what gets the girls?
Friend: what?
Me: the john wall dance!
Friend: The one where you flex your arms left and right?
Me: You got it!
by HitStick93 March 1, 2010
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