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facebook university 

When someone speaks with what " sounds like expert knowledge about a subject " but in reality just their opinion or personal experience
Facebook friend status... If your boyfriend gets texts messages after 10 pm he's cheating you can do better
Your Facebook response...that's good advice did you sociology degree from Facebook university

Augustana University 

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).
"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

oklahoma university 

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.
Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University

Mumple University 

When Temple had the Mumps outbreak in March 2019 cuz they decided to accept students who weren't vaccinated lmao
A- Where you go to school?
B- Temple University
A - You mean Mumple University?
B- STFU!!

Bethel University

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.
Normal College Student: "Dude I totally blacked out on Friday night in a frat basement then woke up in the middle of street at 4am covered in my own vomit. It was a pretty wild time."

Bethel University student: "Oh yeah, one of my buddies' buddy's roommates was at the hockey house on Friday night. Bethel definitely knows how to party."
Bethel University by idfc1998 April 21, 2020

Subway University 

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.
Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.