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tony Waterman

ugly rat off a boy, who can’t seem to find his own penis. Always up their own arse and thinks their a “fuck boy” beware
I can’t actually belive tony Waterman has a 1 inch cock
by mycock123 December 11, 2018
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TONY

Everybody knows a Tony.

Everybody also knows a Tony’s Pizza, Italian deli, fish market, produce stand, barber, or tire shop (aka Tony’s Tires).

DEFINITION 1 (noun) — Tony the person tends to show up most as a pretty likable dude in your life, but can also be a super hot chick you follow on instagram, a favorite gym teacher, OR the drug dealer who’s never been late.

DEFINITION 2 (noun) — Tony the place tends to show up just when you need it most.

For example, you’re on a road trip and stuck in a really small town and really fucking hangry. You fire up your Yelp to see what’s around, and lo and behold, up pops a Tony’s Pizza. It has 5 Stars and the most reviews in town (always does!). You head over and suddenly find yourself eating the best slice of your life.

DEFINITION 3 (noun, adj.) — Tony the “thing” tends to show up only after you’ve accepted Tony as the Holy Grail.

Once you recognize Tony for what it actually is, you start seeing him (or her) everywhere. You see people. You see pizza parlors and barber shops. You see Tony the Tiger. You see and hear “TONY” encoded in other words, like rigatoni, stony, and the name Tonya. You might even start using Tony in casual conversation.

As an adjective, you might want to start using Tony to describe how good something is (highly recommended).

DEFINITION 4 (verb) — This is for pure Tony-enthusiasts only. Derived from Tony the “drug dealer’s” impeccable punctuality, Tony the verb means it’s very fucking FAST and RELIABLE.
Tony (n.) — “You cruising up to Tony’s later?”, “Is there a Tony’s around here?”, “I love me some good Tony”.

Tony (adj.) — “Last night was Tony, bro.”, “I was SO ton’ied at that show last night!”

Tony (v.) — “That shit got here Tony as fuck.”, “You don’t need to drive so Tony right now.”
by The First Jedi February 24, 2023
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Tony.

tony
a man that we cannot simply understand or perceive

he’s more than a man
he’s

𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲
by Jeedleman June 25, 2021
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TONY

Increases the stereotype of purple lamp lovers because secretly he is a purple lamp.

Someone who steals lamps and does it in a horrible fashion
Goddammit man you better not be tonying up in there. Not again dude, I thought we talked about this
by Suppercheeseburger November 23, 2023
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toni lee

A beautiful blue eyed blonde, that that can be a little nieve at times, blonde moments. She is very sensitive, and caring, speaks her mind.. doesn't cheat!
There is toni Lee she is so beautiful
by Autumn Nevaeh January 2, 2021
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Tony

Tony is the name of the most beautiful man on planet earth. He is a God among all gods and can drive any bus in the world with absolutely no training. His best friend (paul) comes along with him every where he goes.
by SarahHam June 12, 2022
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