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The Lonely Birds

by Sam Brownback October 29, 2007
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zach bird

it is a person that is athletic mid size and has girls having a pussy boner when he walks in the door . he has a huge cock normally half a ruler by age 12 he is a sexy motha fucka he loves women normally humping some girls with C in their name
zach bird is hot im having a pussy boner wanna suck all the cum outta him right now
by iheartpusst123456789 September 7, 2019
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BIG BIRD

A big ass bird who takes children to either his sex chamber or his kill hole (Aka his nest) to slaughter them and adding in to his kill streak.
My child is missing, must be big bird menace to society.
by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022
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swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.
He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.
by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020
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Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
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Marcus Bird

The all time ultimate person known on the planet.
Hung like a horse similar to a normal Marcus, but slightly more power behind horse!

If you have a Marcus, you got yourself a Winner,
If you have a Marcus Bird, you will only soar in overall success.
"Your names Marcus Bird isn't it?"
*"How do you know?"
"We all know!"

"How good is Marcus Bird?"
^ STUPID QUESTION
by Mcus77 January 18, 2012
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Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020
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