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Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.
A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."
by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016
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Tank Chevy

Combining two awesome things and just go with the flow. Stems from the combination of chevrolet cars and tanks in Mad Max Fury Road.
Dude I just put an entire Snickers bar in my coffee like fuck it tank chevy.
by Wailo October 17, 2020
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Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.
Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!
by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016
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TANK

The Cool Mason who gets all the bitches plays Reinhardt
by Thedicebaron November 16, 2022
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Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline

Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.

Whataburger Employee: What's that?

Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.

Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
by An Enthusiast of Pipelines December 12, 2022
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Tank Division

In 2020 the NFC East was so bad, UrinatingTree called it Tank Division.
Get ready for another showing of TANK DIVISION
by ReeShow March 21, 2022
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