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Matt

Matt is the all powerful Mii. He can fight Shaggy at 100% power.
"Matt is eternal. Matt is undefeatable. All hail Matt."-Mahadma Ghandi 2019
by Robbie_Rotten_is_God February 5, 2019
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Matt Davies

A small boy, who is an adult but looks like a 12 year old. He likes girls, ping pong, rock climbing and pottery.
yo! is that Matt Davies!!??
by samsucio August 30, 2018
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matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.
Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!
by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
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matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."
Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.
by FishBone555 May 23, 2018
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matt wang

Matt Wang is an amazing guy. He’s funny, nice and loves the booty. He has amazing eyes and is just such a good person.
by Bigbootyboi1 May 25, 2018
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Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018
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