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National Squad Day

Where all the Youtubers in The Squad have a yearly gang bang, holy fuck bro. Everyone go uh UH UH UH WOAAH.
“Ayo Andre bend yo ass over bitch, it’s National Squad Day!”
by Codonaine October 22, 2020
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National Breakup Day

If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck
Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day
by YukiYuki8 August 2, 2021
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National Cupcakke week

We are celebrating our beloved queen Cupcakke. We are celebrating her from 24th October - 31st October.
"Omg it's National Cupcakke week!" "Oh I love cupcakes" "no, Cupcakke the one who was responsible for all the amazing remixes on tiktok! "
by Arianastan2709 October 21, 2021
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National Fight Day

October 25th is National Fight Day, feel free to get into fights with anyone you want.
by Ommssucks2k19 October 24, 2019
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National Trollge Day

National Trollge Day is a thing that happens on April 1st, 2022. And so on. When it is April 1st, 12:00AM. It is too late, he already sees you. You are not guaranteed to survive, even with a DATA EXPUNGED,DATA EXPUNGED. His force/strength was taken by a lucky American state trooper, seconds before his death. The Trollge has the strength of about the DATA EXPUNGED hitting your body. His speed cannot be matched as well, his top speed is about DATA EXPUNGEDkph. He will destroy earth, on April 1st about DATA EXPUNGED of the human race will not survive. He DATA EXPUNGED his victims, in the most brutal, gruesome and cruel ways possible. If you hear the infamous "troll -lo-lo-lol" theme, it is to late, he sees you. If you hear another DATA EXPUNGED theme, it is to late. DATA ExPUn-I̴t ̴i s ̴o k̴a̶y̴.̴ ̴N̵o t̶h̴i n̵g̶ ̶i̵s̴ w̶r o n̶g̶,̶ ̶c o̵m̶e̵ ̵o̶u t s i d̶e̵. ̵T̵h̶e̴ f a̵m̴i l y '̵s̴ ̴a̴r̵e̵ p̶l a̶y i̴n̴g̵,̶ t h̵e̶ ̶b̵i̵r d̵s̵ ̶a̶r̴e̵ ̵s̶i̴n̶g̴i̶n̵g̶. GED. If you hear a door open, or window shatter at night, pray to God it isn't him. Wrote by DATA EXPUNGED
Start Tape.

DATA EXPUNGED: "You gotta believe me! I'm being honest! I survived!!"

O5-1 Stands up, about 2 feet away from the table.

O5-1: "So you're saying you survived a Apollyon class SCP? known as the Trollge?"

DATA EXPUNGED: "I- well- it sounds stupid at first but I survived National Trollge Day, I got proo-"

O5-1 Points at the 2 armed guards.

O5-1: "He knows to much, termination is the only way now."

As such, the 2 armed guards point up their guns and aim at DATA EXPUNGED

DATA EXPUNGED: "Wait- WAIT WAIT- NONONOSTOP- AAHH GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD-"

The 2 armed guards shoot, and as such the noises stop.

O5-1: "Now life can be normal until April 1st, 2023."

End Tape.
by cringey holiday maker May 5, 2021
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National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.
zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”
by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020
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national cuddle day

National Cuddle day is the best day of the year! Taken or not, cuddling is one of the best feelings in the world and always will be, if you have the chance to cuddle with your crush or maybe just a hot/cute boy or girl, It will make your day
National Cuddle Day Is The Best day of the year!
by SlothKing1 May 25, 2018
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