All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.
Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.
by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010
Get the Captain Christopher Pikemug. A lesser known super hero of Latino heritage. He dresses in a red flannel with the top button as the only one buttoned. Under that a white tank top. He has a crime fighting dog called essay. He has special abilities to avoid almost all governmental detection. Climbs over any wall, has the set up sonic blast. A 1974 black pimped out El Camino is his ride. Seen mostly at nights.
by Jade Canyon August 9, 2018
Get the Captain Central Americamug. someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.
by Steven May 13, 2005
Get the crap boat captainmug. by Pookiey January 12, 2011
Get the Captain Muff Berriesmug. When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you scoop out a spoonful of Bush’s baked beans out of the can and spoon it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis.
by RatchetBrant February 1, 2022
Get the Captain Michael Biehnmug. Loosely related to the "five finger discount".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
When software, movies, music, etc. is acquired through piracy.
Captain Jack refers to Captain Jack Sparrow of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" films.
The "Jack" part of the name is also a play on the word "jack" or "to steal".
"I saw that program on TV! Doesn't it cost hundreds of dollars?!"
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"
"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
"Not with my Captain Jack discount!"
"There's thousands of songs on your iPhone! You must have financed Steve Job's funeral yourself by buying these on iTunes!"
"iTunes? HELL no! I got these off the internet with my Captain Jack discount."
by BumBumBubblegum October 31, 2011
Get the Captain Jack discountmug. He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis
Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.
by TTYL6 May 19, 2022
Get the Captain Save a Hoemug.