Leprechaun Land

Ireland.

"I bought two Aer Lingus tickets to Leprechaun Land."

by RoundenBrown July 11, 2017

Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

How the land lies

what the current situation is.

"I want to see how the land lies with this project before I commit any resources," said the manager, eager to understand the project's current challenges and progress.

by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024

Joobie Land

A place where Joobie goes to eat.
It could be magical, it could not be.
Only Joobie really knows.

Can we eat at Joobie land?

by Joobie Snoobie June 13, 2018

DEI Landing

DEI Landing is when a plane crashes or is in an accident while being flown by an unqualified pilot who only got the job because of skin color or gender.

Did you see that Delta DEI Landing in Toronto where the plane flipped upside down?

by WombCrusher February 18, 2025

Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

Land of the Chill

Canada.
The land of the Chill refers to both the chilly climate we have in Canada and the generally laid-back and non-warlike attitudes of its' peoples.

In reference to almost any hockey game against another country, ¨We kicked your asses from the Land of the Chill¨
When responding to any english-speaking inquiry as to where one is from ¨The Land of the Chill¨is an acceptable answer for a Canadian abroad.

by li_the_cheetah November 26, 2009