farting spiders

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

by superfunhappyslide July 2, 2008

Fart kink

When someone wants a girl to sit on their face and let it rip

John has a fart kink

by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020

chunky fart

chunky fart: a fart that is much more than just wind; a fart that is actually a shit

Jack had to go home and change his shorts because he blew a chunky fart

by TooSick4U November 20, 2009

fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fart Mobile

(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.

In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.

The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.

by Steve ED November 8, 2004

Granny Fart

The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.

"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"

"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"

by ThaKriz September 22, 2009

fart with change

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.

i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.

by mike lea January 12, 2005