The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.
Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet
by superfunhappyslide July 11, 2008
by t33nageanarchist June 21, 2020
by TooSick4U November 20, 2009
The act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. Like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing ass while you do.
"That dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, I bet he blew out his intestines"
"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
"My grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new asshole with that granny fart"
by ThaKriz September 22, 2009
when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.
by mike lea January 12, 2005
(n)
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.
In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.
An automobile with an excessively large tail pipe that gives it a ridiculous sound that is comparible to someone farting into a microphone connected to a 10000 watt speaker. They create an outrageous ammount of noise polltion IMHO.
In my experience there cars tend to be modifed imports (Honda, Toyota), AKA Rice Mobiles as you probably know them as.
The Fart Mobile drove past our house and caused our windows to shatter with it's horrendously loud pipes.
by Steve ED November 09, 2004