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that jack jones

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason
Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS
by Does my name really matter March 20, 2017
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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Butthole Jones

People who acquire the nickname butthole Jones are not people who should like themselves. They usually are on the narcissist spectrum, are very selfish, and are major pussies or cowards. They want everyone to like them, but people like shit. They would never tolerate being treated the way they treat others, and If someone were to give them a taste of their own behavior, they will then become the victim and seek sympathy. They bathe in any time of positive behavior towards them no matter how small and take it to heart to try and build their ego. They act like they love themselves, but they don’t, they hate themselves and if they don’t, they should. Butthole Jones’ are never happy with what they have and are constantly looking for better because they feel they are entitled to it and never care who they hurt along the way. They are takers and want the best of everything. They may have characteristics that label them as a male, but they never will truly act or earn the title of a man. Butt hole Jones’ also identify as straight, but teeter on the side of enjoying butt joke activities with their own and others. They’ll be in constant denial about wanting to explore other genders sexually because again, they are cowards. These Butt Hole Jones folks want so badly to be viewed as high class and loved by all but act in a way that earns them the treatment of moldy old shit on the bottom of a shoe that was worn by an upright pig that fucked your dead grandmother.
Butthole Jones was taking a shit in the stall next to me and he was crying because everyone hates him and he will die alone covered in shit because he stretched his own butthole out with his ego and fingers
by jerk dick September 29, 2022
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Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat
by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022
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Indiana Jones

Male gender who is whipped by female gender, referring the Indian Jones’s whip he famously uses
Jack is so whipped that i gave him the nicknameIndiana Jones”
by Jkedz13 April 3, 2020
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Windiana Jones

Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
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Legend Dale Jones

Legend Dale Jones other known as short midget man spawns commonly in Arkansas and is very aggressive for their size. They are known to move mountains, speak with animals, and other dwarvenly magic. As well as making makais get back to work.
The legend Dale Jones is a common sight but hard to spot from his shortness
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 19, 2024
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