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Gorilla Tag

a vr game about gorillas (monkes)

from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household

theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”

guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”

guy 1: “you wanna play?”

guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*

*another example*

guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”

guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”

guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”

guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”

*another another example*

mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”

son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*

*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*

*another another another example*

kid: “you wanna play minigames?”

guy: “shut the fuck up!”

*another another another another example*

guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”

guy 1: “what is it?”

guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”

guy 1: “sure!”

*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 8, 2024
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Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag

Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.
Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag
by MonsterL April 16, 2022
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tag

what every word in this definition has.
I find tags in almost every definition on UD.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 1, 2021
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Sacky Tag

The act of playing tag but by using your genitals
person 1: Hey! wanna play sacky tag tomorrow at 9:45 am?

person 2: Hell Yeah!
by BlueKaz August 30, 2025
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Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new
by anonymous May 21, 2022
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Stache Tagging

When you ejaculate on someones mustache who has passed out during or after a party involving alcohol.
Froggy went a courting I went a stache tagging.
by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012
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Tag

1.) A term used in a deli setting, in regards to the act of passing on the burden of having to help a customer. The general rule is that whichever worker says "tag" first, is exempt from the task, whereas the worker "tagged" has no choice but to help the customer.

2.) Can also be used to identify a deli customer who is notorious for being a pain in the ass to help.
Worker 1: "Oh shit, tag."
Worker 2: "Fuck my life."
by mf21 November 9, 2017
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