The belly you have after eating too much Taco Bell (which we all know is every time you go to Taco Bell)
by BradenFancyPants December 11, 2017
Buy yourself a can of chewing tobacco. Doesn't matter what kind. Copenhagen, grizzly, or (gay fruity) skoal. Then slap a nasty lovely dip in your lip and proceed to eat a sweet lookin coochie. As in oral sex.
White male: "Woman! Imma give you a muddy taco once I get in there!"
White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
White male's Wife: "My lip (vaginal lip) is still buzzing from last time!"
by thatniggakidkenny October 01, 2014
an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor
i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro
by Insert Name Here March 11, 2015
When you put taco toppings (meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream, beans) on your partners vagina and proceed to eat her out while consuming the taco toppings
by DefinitionGuy69420 November 29, 2021
Slang for a Maine woman's vagina. Could also be use to describe the vagina of any woman living in the coastal New England states.
by Fireballwilly March 18, 2013
A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.
by g-triangle September 09, 2014
by ginga_bitch May 07, 2014