Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024

Spoon spree

When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.

Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night

by Rdxd August 17, 2011

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 5, 2021

Get a spoon

So you can get my ass

Person 1: “Did you hear Biden won the presidency?”
Person 2: “go get a spoon”

by Sinofwrath7ds January 19, 2024

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020