River Trash

AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.

<me> Holy shit! What is that?
<frat bro> That... is river trash.

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

River Dance

The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.

Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.

by MerryChrismeth April 27, 2010

Rivertucky

a neighborhood in north sioux city iowa where there are plenty of 1979 cameros on blocks in the front yard, larry the cable guy t shirts and miller lite beer cans. also known as satans asshole.

chris: hey do u guys wanna go out to the races tonight?
Spencer: fuck no dude, do i look like i grew up in rivertucky?

by Spencer Martin July 23, 2006

River

M: An Irish boy who only wishes to be as badass as his dad.
He loves girls, but they don't love him back :(
Thinks everyone comes to him, when really, they runaway.
pooooorrr riiiveeeeeerrrr.

J: A redheaded monster that has decent abs for his age, but all turns bad when his face is exposed. He is a put a bag over and tap. Calls you, and hangs up. Even though he's kinda mean sometimes, he claims he loves you, and weirdly, you find yourself growing feelings for him, too.
Also, he likes to send pictures. And he refuses to measure his sausage because he claims to not be able to find a ruler.

M:
skaters- Look! River! Run!
girls- No! Faster! Go!
river- Hey you guys, want a ride from my dad?
girls&skaters- HELLLL YEAAAHH!

J:
skaters-LOOK RIVER AN AIRPLANE!!
river-(turns around) whooaaaahhhh my daddy has one of those!!
skaters-(run away)VICTORY!!!

by kateandsasha February 15, 2009

River

Short or Slang for the Colorado River. The Colorado river is referred to as "the River" by most Southern Californians. This terminology refers to any portion of "the river" or surrounding areas such as Lake Havasu, Laughlin, Parker, Blythe, Lake Mohave.

What did you do this weekend?

Got shit housed at The River!!

by MJ4545 April 28, 2008

Riversider

N. A person from Riverside who pretends to be a regular beach goer, but usually only goes a few times each summer. This person is usually seen wearing pants to the beach and old-school beach clothes. He/she may sometimes be seen with a tent, an umbrella or 30+ SPF.
N. A person who does not belong on the beach.

Tourists with their bulky cameras, tennis shoes and hawaiian shirts.

by Krish April 4, 2004

finding the mouth of tongue river

there is a place in wyoming called tongue river. and we were never able to find its location, and eventually "finding the mouth of tongue river" turned into a euphemism for making out

i totally found the mouth of tongue river with tanja, at prom

by stone philips May 17, 2004