queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023

Pussy Queef Queen

A Pussy Queef Queen is someone who always Queefs loudly and is never not Queefing, when they Queef the whole world shakes. The Queefs are always loud and stinky, smells like rotten farts in a jar

James: Sara is a Pussy Queef Queen and i love it so much

by Milkymilky321 June 7, 2024

queef

a fanny fart,
from girls, katelyn hancock has them all the time

katelyn- i had a mad queef the other day
callum- damn that shit gross

by callum barker April 26, 2019

Queef Burrito

Used to greet friends or as an insult

“What’s up queef burrito”

“What did you just call me”

by Abc1234d August 11, 2023

Queef

Like a fart from the vagina. Use it to torture your male friends with >:3

Marie: What the queef are you doing, Braylon?
Braylon: Shut the QUEEF-I mean, no, fuck, shut up-
*Evil Marie laughs*

by Hannah Castway >:) October 4, 2022

Queef

The act of breathing out of ones vaginal hole

“Mrs Rodriguez, May I take my mask off so I can Queef?

by Poopdealer420 September 6, 2020

Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015