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postcoital phone call

Obligatory phone call made the day after a sexual encounter between two people, usually the male to the female.
It's already Monday and I still haven't received the postcoital phone call from Pierre!!!
by Nola70115 January 18, 2009
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Phone Fiddler (PF)

Phone Fiddler (PF) is someone who takes your cell phone without permission and changes the background on it, or resets settings, or adds random phone numbers, then returns it without telling you they have just messed with a part of your personal life.
Weena has a tendency of swiping someone's cell phone and with the camera taking random pictures, making one of them the background, then she adds random telephone numbers, then return the cell phone to where she got it, without telling the owner she is the culprit. It's almost like having someone go through your underwear drawer!! What a PF'er. Otherwise known as Phone Fiddler (PF).
by ZooglingCJ December 24, 2010
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Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb
by zestytacolol June 11, 2016
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interr-phone-tion

when some1 intterupts you when your on the phone, to ask, who it is you are talking to...greatly upseting you.
kg:(on the phone) "so i was saying to her.....

(interuption) sticky: "HEY WHO IS THAT??!!)

kg: (on the phone) gd!!!!....sry there was a interr-phone-tion
by KEGmurder December 11, 2010
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I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.
by ChayneRex August 18, 2018
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