A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
by Beezy M July 16, 2009
Get the Parking Paranoiamug. This school is full of wannabe rappers and footballers it’s just honestly a terrible school but very entertaining when it comes to beef the food is very trash like the boys who go there but majority of them are Peng. They will beg it quite a lot but the school in general is good I mean the teachers give you slack 24/7 and the relocation room is not it with the dramatic kids who get sent down for laughing the worst part is being enemies with All Saints there’s no reason why Dagenham park and all saints are just enemies the schools teachers are very jarring the girls think they’re all that when they really aren’t they overuse lipgloss like it’s going out of fashion and think they’re Peng when they aren’t it’s quite sad the geography block is always boiling hot the main building is just awful the Astroturf bangs especially when u like to bang ball
by Mynameiskwasawasak*?! October 4, 2020
Get the Dagenham parkmug. A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.
Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
by douche bag, ohio, columbus December 9, 2012
Get the park streetmug. America's Most famous Racist Cartoon. Starring Cartman the fat boy, Kyle the Jew, Stan the normal boy, and Kenny who is addicted to dying. WTF?
by Herrickjunior September 9, 2015
Get the South Parkmug. South Park's goal seems to be to offend as many as possible as it presents the adventures of Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.
Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.
Oh, and Kenny is killed in many episodes.
by FL4ym3Burn January 23, 2018
Get the South Parkmug. When you are going out drinking and you have to drive to the bar or party to get there. You park your car fully aware that you may have to leave it overnight in case you get all blacked out. This is to prevent a ticket or towing the next morning.
Nah, man. It's all good. I don't have to move my car tonight because I engaged in a little preventive parking before I got here. Thanks, though - good lookin out. Now let's black out with our hawks out!
by Cbass187 June 19, 2008
Get the Preventive Parkingmug. The show that is allowed to joke about a person eating his dead parents but is not allowed to say a word we all hear every single day.
Why do adult shows like South Park keep censoring the word "fuck" even though they already show stuff that is way more disturbing and offensive?
by Dubiks December 11, 2018
Get the South Parkmug.