paper

dead trees

child: mommy where does paper come from
Mother: the deatha nd decay of trees falling down burning cutting death

by josh will eat your dog September 27, 2019

Omar paper

A person who is very rich

Oh my god! Omar has a lot of omar paper 😱😱

by Akhumaltash July 1, 2023

paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there

Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there

by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019

Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.

I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.

by Big stonks March 22, 2020

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

This Is The Paper Box Paper The Is This

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

rock paper scissors

A game I play with my reflection every day.

Rock paper scissors... Yes, I win!!!!

by Lonely, July 22, 2022

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020