Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

Cough Bird

A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!

The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.

Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.

Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!

The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!

by A hopeless sleeps man December 23, 2020

Marcus Bird

The all time ultimate person known on the planet.
Hung like a horse similar to a normal Marcus, but slightly more power behind horse!

If you have a Marcus, you got yourself a Winner,
If you have a Marcus Bird, you will only soar in overall success.

"Your names Marcus Bird isn't it?"
*"How do you know?"
"We all know!"

"How good is Marcus Bird?"
^ STUPID QUESTION

by Mcus77 January 18, 2012

Razzling the Birds

when birds are sitting in a tree, on a branch that is able to be reached from ground level. One or more persons of either sex walks up to the tree and skakes the branch. the birds in the tree have now been razzled.

"hey Jame and Warrandi, some birds over there, wanna go razzle them."

"look at those guys over there, they are defs Razzling the Birds"

by Mr Berd August 23, 2012

Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Early bird

A person part of your vacation group who gets up at the crack of dawn every day. He/she wants the fullest fun he can get. Kind of like a kid watch cartoons on saturday hes/shes up early raring to go.

Bradley the early bird. On a cruise hes up, dressed and on the decks at dawn to start havin fun

by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019

Honk the bird

To take a hit of a vape pen.

“Hey man, wanna honk the bird before class?”
“I went to go honk the bird and the battery was dead.”

by TastyGrapes October 12, 2023