beer mooch

Any person that comes to the party, asks for beer, and then takes it from your fridge against your wishes. Beer mooches are known to invite people you don't know to the party, and will also give them your beer. Any beer mooch's promises to monetarily reimburse you later should be disregarded, as they are typically full of shit to begin with.

Me: Dude, Chuck took beer from my fridge at the barbecue yesterday, after I told him not to! Then he invited over some fuckers I didn't know and gave them my beer!

Jack: Wow, what a fucking beer mooch.

by CaptainSaget August 1, 2008

Beer Peddler

You have so many DUI's that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike.

Watch out honey, there is a bicycler ahead, naw that's just a beer peddler, see his six pack?

by KC Hops May 12, 2007

Dumpster Beer

Beer that can be found in a dumpster normally found by a beer distributor many times because the case is damaged.

Many times high school kids will root through these dumpsters to find themselves free beer that they have a slim chance being caught drinking.

Friend 1:WOW howd u get that beer your only 17?

Friend 2:well i went and got some dumpster beer

Wow how did you get all these beer if you have no money?

Its dumpster beer silly

by CVmustangman May 3, 2009

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

Beer night

Just a couple of guys, sitting about, having a few beers. Although the term beer night implies that this may only be one night a week in actual fact beer night is every night (much to the detriment of daves marriage)

Mon 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Tue 5 pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan"

Wed 5pm
Dave: "beer night?"
Dizzile: "Good plan, but shouldnt you spend time with the wife?"
Dave: "Nah man she'll be fine!"

by SSJ4_Macd November 14, 2007

joe beers

A beer that has been drunk, but not to it's full potential with the intention of impressing your friends with your total beer count. Leaving up to anything less than 3/4 full.

Friend 1: "Omg there's so much leftover beer in these cans!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, those are Joe Beers if I've ever seen one"

by Jake Yerman December 31, 2013

Porch Beer

A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!

You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.

by dev4522 August 6, 2009