Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Soup n Salad

When you take a hit with nicotine and finish with a hit of marijuana

Bro I ate some Soup n Salad

by Hentai Connoisseur February 15, 2021

nannas magic soup

An old lady puts an Oxo cube in her vagina then as she gets wet it turns to gravy inside her. Proceed to lick out the gravy.

Nannas magic soup is such a tasty treat

by Alfredo Johnson March 16, 2017

locker room soup

A toilet that has been used multiple times but never flushed while cooking in a heated locker room for the entire summer. The stench is so foul that you may wonder when will Satan claim your soul.

It is worse than breathing in mustard gas or the odor that comes from the loins of a thousand corpses.

"Dude, did you add more shit to the locker room soup?"

"I want to take a dump but I'm afraid of the locker room soup overflowing the bowl."

"Locker room soup is delicious!"

by HowToMakeLockerRoomSoup January 5, 2014

To spoon one's soup

To spoon one's soup} is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals (primarily, and usually female) for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. The expression originates from the fact that when a person engages in the activity it sounds akin to putting and remove a spoon from soup (usually noodle soup)

Lisa spent over 3 hours spooning her soup last night. She squirted all over the bed.

Tyler explained that to spoon one's soup is to masturbate.

by King Taye June 2, 2020

Save it for Your Soup

Don't waste your breath; aka shut the fuck up. Save your breath to cool off a hot meal, beverage, or soup.

Boss: "Why haven't you finished cutting up them fuckin' two by fours yet?"
Me: "Sorry boss I had to change the blade and --"
Boss: "Save it for your soup. Cut the fuckers already, time is expensive."

by Thatfuckingcarpenter May 28, 2021