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Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.
Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.
by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021
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Number 3

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021
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Numen

A word used in the novel Illuminatus! to describe ordinary people.
Used by the fictional fraction 'Weishauptian Illuminati'.
It means dumb and easy to manipulate.
He is such a fucking Numen. Not even immune to the bavarian asshattest of telling wrong directions.
by Numenmann December 18, 2021
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Number

Godly version of “word”.
Bob: “I demolished some bomb ass food today”
Becky: “oh number” (instead of “oh word”)
by The first god ok January 6, 2022
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Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?
Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.
by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022
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Number 3

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022
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Number 1

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time
“Jordan, are you going to the bathroom?”

“Yeah, mike I’m going to take a number 1”
by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022
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