summerlin mom

wears lulu, even if she hasn’t worked out all day
drives a white mercedes

goes to yoga class every morning

When I grow up, I want to be a summerlin mom

by jtbean May 26, 2018

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Mom Porn

"Romantic" books mothers read about love and sex, usually heavily graphic and used as pornigraphic material. Usually have pictures of shirtless men on the cover.

Fallon is reading her mom porn books again..

by Kevin bobevin June 16, 2016

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Piper's mom

This is a phrase used to describe a mom who is too clingy and is a stalker. This comes from the movie, 'New Years Eve'.

Daughter: Can I go out?
Mom: Not without me here.
Daughter: Don't become like Piper's mom.

by ItsBelaYo December 31, 2011

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A cishet, middle to upper class, white woman who works hard to maintain a salon groomed and manicured appearance. Systems function to serve her in airing her grievances, and she uses this power for insignificant stuff that perpetually serves only herself with major blinders as to the human suffering and condition of others, in fact she would not want to talk about it.

I'm surprised your mom is at the Communities United Against Police Brutality rally, Jayden. I always thought she was such a White Mom.

by WingedTarantula November 8, 2021

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