wiener-mouth

adj

a word used to describe an individual who performs acts of extreme wiener-mouthery
actions of a wiener-mouth can include, but are not limited to:

-having the diet of a 12 year old
-having a strange sexual attraction to Brian Wilson
-having an affinity for wieners in or around the mouth
-enjoying or being featured in the movie "human centipede"
-eating taco bell 5 or more occasions per week
-wearing chode shoes (aka fivefingers)
-being addicted to 1-900 numbers
-enjoying the consistency, but not necessarily the taste, of platypus dung
-instinctively sitting on untended eggs to ensure their viability

1. "Hey Greg, what are you eating for lunch?" "I think I'll have a fruit snack, mac'n'cheese, cocoa puff, nacho cheese sandwich with toaster strudels as the bread." "Jesus, you are a wiener-mouth"

2. "That wiener-mouth's ultimate dream would be to have Brian Wilson answer the 1-900-JIZZMEN hotline."

3. "I dont like to invite that wiener-mouth Bob out to eat. The last time he came along, the restaurant had to call the fire department to come and forcibly remove him from their refrigerator because he refused to leave the eggs in there alone."

by hairy nostril September 8, 2011

poo mouth

An insult which has evolved from shit-head.
Describes a man or woman receiving anal sex then performing fellatio on the feces covered member, thus getting feces in ones mouth.

Jill: Why do you call him a poo mouth?
Andy: Because he lets men have sex with him in the bum and then gives them a blowjob thus getting poo in his mouth. Hence, poo mouth.

by bogart27 July 11, 2007

Mouth Slut

A person who talks too much; someone who doesn't know when to shut up

Becky never knows when to shut the fuck up. She is a total mouth slut.

by paper233 January 2, 2015

mouth sweat

n. Excessive drooling, usually induced by delightful cooking aromas, physiological excitation, or Pavlovian chimes. Sometimes a precursor to forceful vomiting.

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I can feel the mouth sweat coming! Somebody fetch me a bucket!

by gnostic3 May 11, 2018

Mouth-breather

1. Someone who can’t breathe through their nose.
2 A stupid or ignorant person
3. Someone who refuses to wear a mask for political reasons.

4. All of the above (most common)

That Trump-lovin’ gun-totin’ fool is one heckuva mouth-breather.

by The Smose August 9, 2020

Punch in the mouth

A Mr. Misty, or an Artic Rush At Dairy Queen

Ask For A Punch In The Mouth Instad Of An Arctic Rush At Dairy Queen

Me: (To Lady At Window) Hi, I'd Liek A Punch In The Mouth
Lady: What Flavor?
Me: Cherry Please
Lady: Okay
(Comes Back And Hands Me A Cherry Arctic Rush)
Me: Thanks!

by Steven Sargent September 26, 2006

mill mouth

the course language commonly used by mill, factory, warehouse personnel and chemists

Foreman: Chris you fucking cunt scab! You loaded the wrong drums on the truck!
Chris: Fuck you you bald headed prick, they're labeled wrong.
Secretary: Oh dear, the fucking mill mouth around here is getting out of control.

by Angler November 11, 2007