mike stud

a 26 year old frat boy who still thinks he's in college. was dissed by hoodie allen which actually ended his career, just like the tommy john surgery he had ended his baseball career as well. thinks he is better than everyone. no one knows of mike stud because he is a nobody. regularly hooks up with underage girls. even though he was a pitcher he is very good at catching feelings. mike often resorts to sports references when trying to think of a comeback.

bob: who is mike stud?
everyone: *cricket noises*

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by thatniggaaaaaaaa July 10, 2014

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Mike Leached

To be mistreated in a physical manner by a team's coach or any authority figure.

student 1-Wow, why is Jennifer hanging from that tree upside down covered in flaglefluff?

student 2-Oh, dude she was Mike Leached because she didn't tie her shoes fast enough.

by mcnarley5 January 1, 2010

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Mike Temple

A psycho crazy shred blues guitar player who will melt your face with insane electric guitar licks... The sonic vibrations made from his blistering solos have been compared to a large vibrator tickling your ears vagina... Ladies hold on to your panties when he gets going.

Matt: Mike Temple is playing tonight

Elliott: I dont want to see him, I'm still suffering third degree burns from that facemelter solo he played last week.

by aztec709 April 4, 2010

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mike tyson

A mike tyson is someone who is very rough and arrogant. They like to fight and stand up for their rights. They can be a good friend because they will always stand up for you when you need it.

person 1: Can I have a pizza?
person 2: No.
person 1: UGHHHH *punches person 1*
person 3: OMG! why did you punch her? Are you mike tyson?!!

by stupidfackingbetch April 19, 2021

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