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Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420

Matthew was excited when i said he could lick my balls so he Ligma Matthews Myers Balls 69420
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National Take a Picture/Video of Matthew Day

This day proceeded to happen 5-7 times a week. On this date get out your cameras and phones and take videos and pictures of your local Matthew
Pop out your phone it’s “national take a picture/video of Matthew day”
by DictionaryShit April 8, 2019
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Matthew

The Matthew I know has freckles he’s ab 5’9 , he has braces and little chinito eyes He’s so lovable and gentle, and honest I love him so fucking much, he use to play baseball & was in swimming he sounds like spongebob lowkey lol he stares at me like if I were a princess I felt so special to him he can sometimes be dry asf tho but nah once he loves you it’ll be hard for him to move forward he sucks at expressing the way he feels though:/ it’s really hard for you to really know he’s a really trustworthy person and is also like a best friend to me cause he knows things some ppl don’t even know ab me. I love him with all my heart he may not be like hot but he’s cute and he’s a lil hottie to me lol so if you know a matt and he’s like this you should hold on to him .
love this dumbass
matt drives me crazy
matthew has nice brows I wanna fix them up
by samantha lee smith August 17, 2018
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Matthew

Man, ash is a matthew. He keeps moaning when his D&D character takes damage.
by cakefucker February 27, 2023
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Matthew

helps you when your down is always there for you, says he will never let you down but as soon as you get close to a matthew you'll slowly fall more and more for him.

Matthews are sweet, loving, caring guys who are easy to talk to and can always make you laugh and alot of the time makes you feel like the only girl in the world

the problem with matthews though is that they scare easily as soon as you get close enough to one that you can but a label on it (bf) they back off and stop being that lovely strong guy you once knew they become a normal douche
Mia: i heard that jasmine and matthew are finally going out

Ryan: no didnt you hear they broke up yesterday

Mia: They literraly only got together last week!
Ryan: guess some people arnt as well suited as they seem
by justwords August 24, 2018
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Matthew

Don't be like a Matthew, getting mad over a Jett nerf.
by Rufertei August 9, 2022
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Matthew

Nice hair, cute, nice amazing, not very smart wants to fuck dirty thoughts.
Matthew is a person who wants to fuck.
by big chunky pp December 1, 2020
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