march 19

If someone's born on this day they're gay, and awesome.
Everyone born on march 19 is gay and awesome.
That's all.

-Have you heard josh is gay ?
-Yeah I already knew, he's born on march 19

by HenHenLo October 15, 2019

march madness

A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament

Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!

Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.

Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.

by Alex Mirman December 25, 2007

march of dimes

To walk down to the supermarket with your coin jar to get your "spare" changed turned into paper money or goods.

After being out of work for several months, Dave did the "march of dimes" to the supermarket to turn his spare change jar into something more usable than a paperweight.

by Mdlily July 12, 2009

March 2nd

The day methheads are born

“why is she looking like me like that?”

“poor girl must have been born on march 2nd”

by beefbuff October 15, 2019

March 11

Today!

1.I have to sell some coke on March 11
2.It's March 11th and we are still in this pandemic
3. i just got a hangover on March 11 i think?

by Catchflight$_ notfeelings! March 11, 2021

March 9th

you are the type of person who is a pisces ♓️ . you are very sweet , & give out anything for others but you do not tolerate bullshit 💯!

“ ayy ! yo personality is good .. yu must’ve been born on march 9th & yu are a pisces ♓️!! ” .

by idcimsb June 5, 2020

30th March

my abuela was reading stories to my mom when she was little about people that were born on March 30, I don’t remember very well but she said that like every year one of these people was chosen by nature to be a kind of nymph, fairy / angel or witch it depends on what your culture calls it.

-They look so wise and intimidating at the same time .. like I feel so attracted to them who’s that ???
- I know right they must be born on the 30th March !

by Daniela733 October 16, 2019