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Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.
Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....
by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014
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Devil’s Washing Machine

The sex move of shoving an arm coated in atomic hot sauce up your partner’s anus and turning your arm 90 degrees back and forth at a rapid pace.
“Bro, this girl last night asked for a Devil’s Washing machine, I was so excited!”
by milesmorales August 22, 2025
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A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons
by The Ultimate Gooner August 31, 2025
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fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole
dude i gave mary a fog machine
by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021
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Vanilla Ice Cream Machine

A threesome involving at least two men. Both men ejaculate inside the third person. Then, they swap and suck each other's semen out of the third person.
Rick and Mick got super freaky with Sara and performed a vanilla ice cream machine.
by JulianKrauseLover97 November 1, 2025
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Surf Machine

(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.

A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).

Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
by Zilon July 13, 2012
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Simple Machine

by Eddy375623 January 16, 2019
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