by Finstrr September 17, 2011
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Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021
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One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.
by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009
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by CammieTC September 8, 2010
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1. (relating to a night out, usually at a party or a club):
a group of unattractive people who don't know how to dress their age and/or body-type and kill the vibe at a party/club when you're just trying to have a good time with your friends. Skin-tight animal print seems to be the clothing of choice these days (or always)
1. (relating to a night out, usually at a party or a club):
a group of unattractive people who don't know how to dress their age and/or body-type and kill the vibe at a party/club when you're just trying to have a good time with your friends. Skin-tight animal print seems to be the clothing of choice these days (or always)
Whether you rented a club for the night or went out dancing with your friends, the following scenario is more likely than you think:
A: "Hey! Forgot to let you know we made it home alright around 2:30 am"
B: "Cool. Last night was a lot of fun. So glad I went."
A: "ME TOOOO!!! Probably should have left with you though...the crowd got less and less attractive (pretty sure they let jersey in at some point)."
A: "Hey! Forgot to let you know we made it home alright around 2:30 am"
B: "Cool. Last night was a lot of fun. So glad I went."
A: "ME TOOOO!!! Probably should have left with you though...the crowd got less and less attractive (pretty sure they let jersey in at some point)."
by Learned_Hand October 12, 2013
Get the Jersey mug.A place that simply does not exist. People who tend to believe this mythical land exists use the logic that other people agree with them as proof. Apparently, if enough people believe that something exists that means its real.
Tim: Hey how about you google Central Jersey ?
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.
Ant: It does not exist.
Tim: Wow I am totally enlightened; I need to let Charles know. Thank you for making me come to my senses.
Ant: Its what I do Tim.
by BrehTacos February 2, 2017
Get the Central Jersey mug.a fly crew in souhterne cali called j.e.r.k.$
which stands for jerkin.errday.witta.real.kwazy.swagg!
which stands for jerkin.errday.witta.real.kwazy.swagg!
by jahalia April 15, 2008
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