Jordan is usually i person you most of the time don’t want to fuck with, considering he is a big liar, very toxic, and don’t give a fuck about nobody but himself. But don’t get me wrong he can be a sweetie when he wants to, he knows how to spoil his girl and i guess somewhat treat her right. But most of you need a jordan in your life.
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Get the Jordan mug.Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
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